The Satire, Autograph Collection

With a stay at The Satire, Autograph Collection in Alexandria (Old Town North), you'll be within a 10-minute drive of Smithsonian National Postal Museum and National Mall. This hotel is 6.8 mi (10.9 km) from Capital One Arena and 6.8 mi (11 km) from White House. Make yourself at home in one of the 180 air-conditioned rooms featuring flat-screen televisions. Your memory foam bed comes with down comforters and Frette Italian sheets. Complimentary wireless internet access keeps you connected, and cable programming is available for your entertainment. Private bathrooms with bathtubs or showers feature rainfall showerheads and designer toiletries. Distances are displayed to the nearest 0.1 mile and kilometer.

Potomac River - 0.7 km / 0.4 mi
Torpedo Factory Art Center - 1.5 km / 1 mi
George Washington Masonic National Memorial - 2.5 km / 1.5 mi
United States Patent and Trademark Office Museum - 3.1 km / 1.9 mi
Birchmere - 3.7 km / 2.3 mi
National Harbor Marina - 4.9 km / 3 mi
Potomac River Waterfront Park - 5 km / 3.1 mi
Fashion Center at Pentagon City - 6.6 km / 4.1 mi
The Capital Wheel - 8.3 km / 5.2 mi
The Theater at MGM National Harbor - 9 km / 5.6 mi
Washington Monument - 9.1 km / 5.7 mi
National Mall - 9.1 km / 5.7 mi
The Anthem - 9.2 km / 5.7 mi
Tidal Basin - 9.2 km / 5.7 mi
National Museum of African American History and Culture - 9.2 km / 5.7 mi

The nearest airports are:
Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport (DCA) - 6.4 km / 4 mi
College Park, MD (CGS) - 35.5 km / 22 mi
Washington Dulles Intl. Airport (IAD) - 55.1 km / 34.2 mi
Fort Meade, MD (FME-Tipton) - 52.6 km / 32.7 mi
Gaithersburg, MD (GAI-Montgomery County Airpark) - 52.8 km / 32.8 mi

Featured amenities include dry cleaning/laundry services, a 24-hour front desk, and luggage storage. Planning an event in Alexandria? This hotel has 18969 square feet (1762 square meters) of space consisting of conference space and 10 meeting rooms. Enjoy the recreation opportunities such as a fitness center or make use of other amenities including complimentary wireless internet access. Stop by the hotel's restaurant, Bad Poet Cafe, for lunch, or grab snacks at the coffee shop/cafe. Quench your thirst with your favorite drink at the bar/lounge. Cooked-to-order breakfasts are served on weekdays from 7:00 AM to 11:00 AM and on weekends from 8:00 AM to noon for a fee.

You'll be asked to pay the following charges at the property. Fees may include applicable taxes:

• Destination fee: USD 28.88 per accommodation, per night

We have included all charges provided to us by the property.

• Fee for cooked-to-order breakfast: approximately USD 25 to 50 per person
• Covered valet parking fee: USD 44 per night (in/out privileges)
• Pet fee: USD 150 per accommodation, per stay
• Service animals are exempt from fees
• Rollaway bed fee: USD 25.0 per night

The above list may not be comprehensive. Fees and deposits may not include tax and are subject to change.

• The property has connecting/adjoining rooms, which are subject to availability and can be requested by contacting the property using the number on the booking confirmation.
• This property welcomes guests of all sexual orientations and gender identities (LGBTQ+ friendly).